brian7

Carlos, as it turns out had been a ex secret spy protecting Jackie Chan when he made his trip to Arabia. The problem was Jet Li was jealous of Jackie and had challenged him to a kung fu duel to the death. As they were fighting Carlos had snuck out to find his spy gear. Unfortunately Jet Li had teamed up with James Cameron who was directing the armored henchmen to stop anyone besides Jet Li from coming out of the duel. So they grabbed Carlos and threw him overboard (he wasn't on a boat) and Carlos floated until he made it to a fishing boat. It was captained by a nice european lady by the name of Rick. Unfortunately when Rick was made fun of a lot when she was a kid so she had a lot of mental issues. So even though she let Carlos stay on her ship a couple days later Rick forgot to take her pills and accused Carlos of eating her cat (which had been dead for years). So she threw Carlos overboard and he ...