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There he was the magical and mystical Bigfoot a.k.a. Sasquatch. So then Carson pulled out some Jack Links out of nowhere and said, "Hey Sasquatch do you want some beef jerky? I've got some, come and get it", Carson said tauntingly. So Sasquatch ripped the cage open and growled."Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagh!" Carson screamed and ran for his life. Then Sasquatch flew using his Sasquatch magic (which made him glow and look like Jessica Alba) towards the screaming Carson. Suddenly some mysterious, high pitched (which made it less mysterious and more humorous to the fleeing Carson) voice said, "Jack Links, Messin' with Sasquatch"...

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 * Carson spun around to see a little hippo with his hands on his hips.