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Then out of the hole, a melody came. "Umpa lumpa, doopadi doo. I have some chocolate waiting for you." So the boy jumped down the hole and found the magical land of the Umpa Loompas! They were singing their creepy Umpa Loompa song while carting away huge piles of fresh underwear (The boy didn't know how he knew they were fresh, but somehow he just knew). "Welcome to my kingdom," The most lavishly dressed Loompa said. "We are the Umpa Loompa's who hid here after Charlie blew up the chocolate factory by accidentally making an exploding candy explosion. Since then we have been carting away (by carting away,he means stealing) children's underwear."Said the Loompa King "Then we repackage them and sell them at ridiculously low prices to Walmart and other well known retail stores because they are used, and we don't even clean them! Mwahahahahahahaha! (I bet by now most of you are wondering why the Loompa King was explaining this to the boy. Well it was because he thought he was stupid) "We have made a fortune off of it. It's amazing that the children don't even notice it's gone. Now when children hear the Umpa Loompa song it strikes fear into their underwear!" the Loompa King explained."That's evil and I won't let you continue! Underwear is meant to be sold fresh, not dirty and disgusting!" the boy declared. So he grabbed a pair of underwear, rolled them into half balls and used them as non-lethal (so school appropriate) numchucks. "Get him!" The king proclaimed. They jumped at him but he beat Umpa Loompas left and right. Until finally he reached the King. But by then the King was begging for mercy and agreed to the boy's terms. But then the wall blew open and.........

K.S. B.B.